A very short story

Got it as a fwd..Truely hilarious ;-))
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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The Short story had to contain the following three things

• Religion
• Sexuality
• Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm Pregant; I wonder who did it."

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